Episode three of Jersey Shore leaves us hoping mandatory condom use is part of the cast’s contracts, or that they at least have great health insurance. Brittany, “one the most DTF (down to f*ck) chicks” ever shows up at the house with her “stalker twin” Erica through a great prank by Ronnie.

Much to our surprise, Ronnie is behaving this episode. He and Snooki have become close again and he is actually treating Sammi with kindness and dare we say respect? After Ronnie takes the poor girl (we can’t help but feel sorry for her at this point, a public example of how not to act in a relationship, how our mothers taught us to expect more and never settle for less, Sammi’s neediness regularly toes the line of desperation) out to dinner, the Sid and Nancy of Jersey are back on.

“When they’re together, they both wear black. It’s like a funeral,” Vinny giggles. Vinny is also back to his normal self this episode. We’re happy to see the cute, friendly, fun Vinny again after his trial run with the drama last season.

There are gay rumors circulating about The Situation in the blogs recently, and it appears he is incapable of developing any feelings for or showing any respect to women. He kicks girls out as soon as their hook-up is over without so much as a goodbye instead saying, “just go.”

Deena comes out as “bi-curious” and hooks up with the “hotter twin” Erica. Erica gets passed back and forth between Deena and Vinny as alcohol and Deena’s sexual insecurities take a hold. “That’s weird though. She just jumps from bed to bed,” comments Deena. Pantless, we might add.

Through all of this JWoww and Pauly D prove once again that not only are they the best looking of their respective genders, they are the most mature and grounded in the house. Pauly gets jealous when Deena brings her waiter home, (“he speaks well English,” raves Deena), and gives her a hard time, but it’s harmless for the most part.

JWoww will throw down for any of her friends, again making us wish she rolled in our crew. She pulls Snooki out of the room to tell her about Mike’s immaturity. He tells everyone Snooki cheated on Jionni with him, a charge she denies. It doesn’t matter, frankly if Snooki cheated or not, Mike is two faced and disgusting. “You have no friends in the house. Mike you’re a f*cking douche bag and I hate you,” shouts Snooki (echoing our sentiments), and like JWoww, we’re standing by our girl. Enough said.

A final word: Were the housemates on E while they partied at Flo? It would explain a lot.

Annie Howard (@RTNowRadio) for RightNowRadio © 2011